15 February 2019
“Because of the fits, I’m afraid you won’t be able to drive again.”
Yippee! No more see-sawing in and of parking spaces, no more agonising over whether there would even BE a parking space.
The neurologist was really apologetic; he had no idea how close he was to being hugged. I managed to resist whooping and look crestfallen, and assured him I lived near a bus stop.
Aged 54 at the time, I can honestly say I have never missed getting behind the wheel of a car since.
Unlike Prince Philip, for whom, I suspect, driving is like breathing. At least he can get behind his horse and drive a gig or a four-in-hand. He can also drive a car on the private roads of the Royal Estates — which must be extensive; some newspaper will have found out exactly how many miles there are collectively at Sandringham, Windsor and Balmoral. (Have I forgotten one?)
Prince Philip was lucky to walk away from his accident; being tipped over at his age (97) is no joke. Was he wearing his seat belt then? If so, how did he manage to get out so quickly and walk away virtually unaided?
The really lucky one was the 9-month-old baby who could so easily have been tossed out or crushed.
We hear Prince Philip has voluntarily given up his driving licence. Perhaps his example will encourage others of his age to do the same?
A dear friend had her car pancaked by a 91-year-old as he pulled away from his doctor’s surgery! Luckily no-one was in her car at the time.
There have been instances of old folk accidentally going the wrong way down motorways, slap-bang into oncoming traffic. Not only old people, of course; young ones are just as risky, viz. their insurance premiums.
The car: the look what I’ve got. It’s bigger than yours and more expensive and shinier and newer. It goes faster and the girls all want a ride in it. And it’s dangerous.
Once men felt like that about their horses.
And women and cars?
No, not really. Good for draping yourself over model-style, or waving goodbye out of, while being driven off to an exotic holiday.
But mainly good for fetching the children from late-night parties or the husband from the station after a day’s work. Or doing the shopping or taking the wretched thing for an MOT.
No thanks. I’d rather live near a bus stop.